King Arthur summary

If you go and have a look at this summary, you won’t need to go and see King Arthur:


The Steppes of Sarmatia. Fires, huts, mud.

Lookout: Look out!
Elders of Sarmatia: What’s wrong?
Lookout: The Romans are coming!
Elders: What about it?
Lookout: They are coming as they do every 15 years to reap their bounty under treaty, to take our children away to the cold north where they will train them as cavalry riders and force them to patrol dangerous lands near Hadrian’s Wall! Shall we rally to arms and stop them?
Elders: No.
Lookout: But why not?
Elders: For one thing, our tribe disappeared over 200 years ago.

2 Responses to “King Arthur summary”

  1. 1
    Niall Says:

    Historically inaccurate with a definite pausity of dramatic talent, but for some strange reason, I sat throught the whole thing.

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    Elizabeth Says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    See Dan, now i want to go and see it!!