Top Ten Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained

Maggi Dawn an Anglican minister in the UK, links up the top ten reasons why men should not be ordained.

“10. A man’s place is in the army.
9. For men who have children, their duties might distract them from the responsibilities of being a parent.
8. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as chopping down trees and wrestling mountain lions. It would be “unnatural” for them to do other forms of work.
7. Man was created before woman. It is therefore obvious that man was a prototype. Thus, they represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation.
6. Men are too emotional to be priests or pastors. This is easily demonstrated by their conduct at football games and watching basketball tournaments.
5. Some men are handsome; they will distract women worshipers.
4. To be ordained pastor is to nurture the congregation. But this is not a traditional male role. Rather, throughout history, women have been considered to be not only more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more frequently attracted to it. This makes them the obvious choice for ordination.
3. Men are overly prone to violence. No really manly man wants to settle disputes by any means other than by fighting about it. Thus, they would be poor role models, as well as being dangerously unstable in positions of leadership.
2. Men can still be involved in church activities, even without being ordained. They can sweep paths, repair the church roof, and maybe even lead the singing on Father’s Day. By confining themselves to such traditional male roles, they can still be vitally important in the life of the Church.
1. In the New Testament account, the person who betrayed Jesus was a man. Thus, his lack of faith and ensuing punishment stands as a symbol of the subordinated position that all men should take.”

I love Ben’s statement in the comments - “I have a sneaking feeling I’ve heard these arguments before….”

7 Responses to “Top Ten Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained”

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    the rev Says:

    That is just stupid

    IF I GET MY HANDS ON THAT LITTLE WITCH I’LL SHOW HER WHY SHE WASN’T MEANT TO LEAD!!!

    she’s right about how good looking I am though.

    the rev

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    bec Says:

    *cracking up*

    ah, that’s made my day!

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    Greg the explorer Says:

    I’m reading that one out at Church tonight - I now know why I am not ordained - I would indeed be far too much of a distraction 4 da wimin

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    Greg the explorer Says:

    trouble is…I’m not much chop at the supposed “manly” task either…I know…I’ll be the temple eunich…that’s a card game isn’t it?

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    Daniel Says:

    Thats hillarious. Im really sexy and I can see how I can be a distraction to women in church. I should start wearing a jilbab.

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