Church marketing tips

Put up a church sign which describes your church as “Independent, King James, Old Fashioned, Fundamental & Missionary

Makes me wonder what four descriptors I would put on a sign about Northern (or signposts for that matter).  Suggestions welcome.

12 Responses to “Church marketing tips”

  1. 1
    Bring Back EP at LP Says:

    this is exceptional marketing.
    I would know straight away what this church is on about.

    Straight out of business school marries the secular world and the church very well.

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    Ben Says:

    Link seems broken.

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    Lionfish Says:

    Perhaps: “Independent lyThinking, Da Message, Quaintly Unusual, Liberal & Missionary Positioned”.

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    Greg the explorer Says:

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    If you think this is a server error, please contact the webmaster
    Error 404
    http://www.signposts.org.au
    Thu Jun 22 11:05:28 2006
    Apache/2.0.40 (Red Hat Linux)

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    themerryrose Says:

    I gather you guys got this from here -
    http://cleave.blogs.com/pomomusings/2006/06/how_not_to_attr.html

    Very funny and also very sad.

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    dan Says:

    Sorry, updated the link. Posted very late on Tuesday night when not thinking straight.

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    Greg the explorer Says:

    I gather you guys got this from here -
    cleave.blogs.co…

    Very funny and also very sad.

    Hey phil - you’d love this guy

    Adam Walker Cleaveland :: Mac-user :: Beer-lover :: Subaru-owner :: Husband :: Student Intern :: Progressive Emergent Presbyterian :: INFJ :: Freelance Designer :: Princeton Seminary student taking courses at Columbia Seminary

    Its the mac user and beer lover i’m referrring to

  8. 8
    dan Says:

    Phil’s a subaru owner as well.

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    Greg the explorer Says:

    and it would seem also a husband!!! Is Phil McCredden really Adam Walker Cleaveland? And is he posting about journeys in americas south? These and many more questions will never be answered - Phil’s comments have been bought by Apple Macintosh

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    dan Says:

    More next week, on a very special “X-files”

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    phil Says:

    oh you two have way too much time on your hands :)

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    Joseph Joseph Says:

    I love that they put “King James” in there.